The 8 Weirdest Things That’ve Happened to Me Abroad

  1. A couple of weeks ago, I was stopped on the Tube and asked for autographs. The fans who came over thought I was Adele.
  2. When in Berlin, we found an authentic bakery about ½ km away from Charlottenberg. The woman tending to the bakery didn’t speak any English, so when my friend thought she was ordering a chili stuffed ravioli, she ended up getting a bowl of chili con carne soup
  3. Tonight, when walking back from the corner store, a group of Persian boys pulled up next to me and started blasting the Disney song “A Whole New World.”
  4. Cockney phrases. Cock and hen means ten and I’m Hank Marvin really means I’m starving. There are so many more, but those two in particular stand out to me.
  5. When I was trying to haggle for a better price in Camden Market, the vendor started raising his prices instead of dropping them to meet mine. Needless to say, I moved on to another stall.
  6. In Berlin, again, I witnessed a large-scale pillow fight in front of the Brandenburg Gate. No one knew how or why it had started, but by the time I got there, there were feathers everywhere.
  7. In Berlin our hotel had an uber eco-friendly shower. You had to keep pushing a button to keep the water going.
  8. Cinnamon. Tequila. Orange. Now, I’m a bartender, and I’ve seen a lot, but that totally blew my mind.

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